Public Potty Trip

We have been working on Potty Training so on our way into Target today Rylee said "I need to go Potty Mommy"
Which on one hand was great that she was telling me but on the other hand she takes forever to go and she is very narrative. Here is how our 30 min long adventure went.

I will try to set the scene. Rylee Jacob and I are crammed into a small stall. Rylee only knows one volume LOUD! Many people are coming in and out. Our conversation went something like this. I wish I could have recorded it. Warning it is not for the squeamish!

Rylee:Loudly " Me whispering:


I am going to go Poo Poo and Pee"
Great go ahead"
Mommy go outside and wait.
No I am going to stay here.
You gonna watch me go Poo Poo
yes
and Jacob watch me too?
yes
I beeped excuse me! (beeped is what Rylee calls toots)
I am gonna beep again
Lots of loud grunts
I going poo poo!
Here it comes! Its coming!
good job
Look I got one! Look mommy!
yes great honey
It's a big one.
is it big or little mommy?
looks big to me.
Here comes another one.
Its a little one.
More grunts
and another little one
yes finish up.
Pointing into the toilet. It's a daddy, sister and brother ones!
great rylee keep going.
Someone walks into the stall next to us.
Look there's a mommy, She is peeing! Looking under the stall I can see her!
Look another one! Another big one! Looking into the toilet. I got 1..2..3..4..5..
Ok rylee are you done?
No I got some more. A Little baby one! Can you pray for my belly?
Lord please heal rylee's belly and make it all better.
Ok I got some more poo poos
I all done you wipe my bottom?
I wish I could remember it all. The whole potty trip seemed to last forever. But we finally arrived victorious!

Family Portrait

Here is a family Portrait that Rylee drew of us. I added the names.

The only thing that would have made it better is if it wasn't on the dining room wall!