We have been working on Potty Training so on our way into Target today Rylee said "I need to go Potty Mommy"
Which on one hand was great that she was telling me but on the other hand she takes forever to go and she is
very narrative. Here is how our 30 min long adventure went.
I will try to set the scene. Rylee Jacob and I are crammed into a small stall. Rylee only knows one volume LOUD! Many people are coming in and out. Our conversation went something like this. I wish I could have recorded it.
Warning it is not for the squeamish!Rylee:Loudly " Me whispering:I am going to go Poo Poo and Pee"Great go ahead"Mommy go outside and wait. No I am going to stay here.You gonna watch me go Poo Pooyesand Jacob watch me too?yesI beeped excuse me! (beeped is what Rylee calls toots)I am gonna beep againLots of loud gruntsI going poo poo!Here it comes! Its coming!good jobLook I got one! Look mommy!yes great honeyIt's a big one.is it big or little mommy?looks big to me.Here comes another one.Its a little one.More gruntsand another little oneyes finish up.Pointing into the toilet. It's a daddy, sister and brother ones!great rylee keep going.Someone walks into the stall next to us.Look there's a mommy, She is peeing! Looking under the stall I can see her!Look another one! Another big one! Looking into the toilet. I got 1..2..3..4..5..Ok rylee are you done?No I got some more. A Little baby one! Can you pray for my belly?Lord please heal rylee's belly and make it all better.Ok I got some more poo poosI all done you wipe my bottom?I wish I could remember it all. The whole potty trip seemed to last forever. But we finally arrived victorious!